if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray
THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video.*GASPS HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS*
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
stop doing that and do me instead
I couldn’t sleep so
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
Just because Stefon (a la Bill Hader) is leaving SNL doesn’t mean we can’t remember all of Stefon’s recommendations of the hottest clubs in New York.
team free will