"911 what’s your emergency?"
“zayn malik posted a selfie with a lizard”
twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species
someone has to date me eventually right
my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together.
FORGETTING HIM WAS LIKE
TRYIN’ TO KNOW SOMEBODY YOU’VE NEVER MET
BUT LOVING HIM WAS